Operation "forget you"

I am on the verge of a breakthrough. I have been running the spread sheets all day looking for patterns and I found one interesting one.


When ever I say "I love you" you shy away and go into hiding for a couple of days.


Now that wouldn't be so abnormal if not for the fact that you never returned. You never came back and you never said "hello" again.



Now I am on the crest-line of some new thought, or something.



I can't grasp it, yet....oh, there we go.


Let's see, it says "I'm not your lover anymore"



That's strange for me to be thinking. I don't have a lover...

2 hours later...


The Subatronic Utilizing Compart-Mentalizer Energyfield, or the S.U.C. M.E. as I like to call it, has been spitting out data ever since it got ahold of that thought that I was thinking earlier.


It seems to think that I have a rather large crush on an individual of the female genus.


I think not...




2 hours later...


ok, I guess I do have a rather large crush on an individual of the female genus.


but alas, I'm getting new information...


Oh it seems that she does not return the feelings.


well, you can't do anything about that. I'll just forget her forever.



The end.















Atleast I wish that is what I could do...















No, for real, I'm an idiot.
















Like, seriously, get a life...