I am such a fuck-up and when i die, only the people that I hated will have anything to say about me.
So the moral of the story is this: Hate everyone, so they will at least show up to your funeral drunk and angry and have something to say about you.
Or,
Hate no one, so that when you die, you can go in peace. Just like going to the bathroom or eating dinner. (although, they are both on different sides of the time continuum)
Separate subject.
Saying the phrase "one thing led to another" when your talking about how you got married to some girl named 'Yolanda' or joined the army or had a kid, is a horrible way to express the way in which something happened.
It's basically like saying, "I lack so much ambition that i let things literally just happen to me and then I hit the 'accept' button"
"Hey bill, do you want to join the army with me?"
"eh, yea, just leave me alone, I'm trying to watch Seinfeld"
"Hey bill, do you want to go on a blind date with this girl named Yolanda?"
"eh, yea, just leave me alone, I'm winning at this online poker tournament."
"Hey bill, do you want to have a kid with me"
"eh, yea, just leave me alo- wait, what?!"
It's all exactly the same as saying the phrase "one thing led to another"
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That's ridiculous. Hate everyone so they will show up to your funeral and say words about you?? What's the point, you won't be there at all, you'll be dead, you won't hear those words. There would be no difference to you between a mob being there, and nobody....
ReplyDeleteIt is quite ridiculous.
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